<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571</id><updated>2011-08-03T19:46:48.246+01:00</updated><category term='backwards'/><category term='kick'/><category term='Bridge'/><category term='Egypt'/><category term='movies'/><category term='radiation'/><category term='Awesome'/><category term='The final countdown'/><category term='Advent Calander'/><category term='Geography'/><category term='dreamworks'/><category term='Wombals'/><category term='yougurt'/><category term='web comic'/><category term='Adventure'/><category term='Fireman Sam'/><category term='shotguns'/><category term='red ring of death'/><category 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href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>83</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-490455629093113673</id><published>2010-04-21T20:55:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2010-04-21T20:56:33.038+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://vikholm.se/pics/fun/drive-me-closer.jpg" alt="image" /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-490455629093113673?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/490455629093113673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/04/arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/490455629093113673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/490455629093113673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/04/arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.html' title='Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-4602341107751803542</id><published>2010-03-03T19:31:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-03-03T19:41:20.052Z</updated><title type='text'>Weebl</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NSBoO4GzHaI&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NSBoO4GzHaI&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XBnXvhgrV8Q&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XBnXvhgrV8Q&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EIyixC9NsLI&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EIyixC9NsLI&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ykwqXuMPsoc&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ykwqXuMPsoc&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Weebl is so awesome - Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-4602341107751803542?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/4602341107751803542/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/03/blog-post.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4602341107751803542'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4602341107751803542'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/03/blog-post.html' title='Weebl'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-8106614515634065161</id><published>2010-02-24T11:18:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-02-24T11:20:10.885Z</updated><title type='text'>Ding! Achievment Unlocked!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/S4ULM1CaewI/AAAAAAAAAK4/SUWrFC78qzI/s1600-h/crurebuttal.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/S4ULM1CaewI/AAAAAAAAAK4/SUWrFC78qzI/s400/crurebuttal.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441768039770651394" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; I think I got that one already...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;br /&gt;(Except I'm not mocking it... Otherwise microsoft would send their trained ninjas after me...)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-8106614515634065161?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/8106614515634065161/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/02/ding-achievment-unlocked.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8106614515634065161'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8106614515634065161'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/02/ding-achievment-unlocked.html' title='Ding! Achievment Unlocked!'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/S4ULM1CaewI/AAAAAAAAAK4/SUWrFC78qzI/s72-c/crurebuttal.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-4937948533672158604</id><published>2010-02-22T21:28:00.000Z</published><updated>2010-02-22T21:29:51.345Z</updated><title type='text'>Orks... The simplest of the species</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/S4L3MLw7TKI/AAAAAAAAAKw/hLLWYCgX6C4/s1600-h/ork-tech.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 306px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/S4L3MLw7TKI/AAAAAAAAAKw/hLLWYCgX6C4/s400/ork-tech.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441183088505474210" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why couldn't all life be this easy?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked By Mechanical demon&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-4937948533672158604?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/4937948533672158604/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/02/orks-simplest-of-species.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4937948533672158604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4937948533672158604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/02/orks-simplest-of-species.html' title='Orks... The simplest of the species'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/S4L3MLw7TKI/AAAAAAAAAKw/hLLWYCgX6C4/s72-c/ork-tech.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-7786043247714558250</id><published>2010-02-19T23:08:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-02-19T23:11:13.192Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cats'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet'/><title type='text'>Cats</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zi8VTeDHjcM&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zi8VTeDHjcM&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Cats!!!-Benevolent Overlord &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;p.s.  for subtitles best viewed in full screen&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-7786043247714558250?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/7786043247714558250/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/02/cats.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7786043247714558250'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7786043247714558250'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/02/cats.html' title='Cats'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-4051716179529430565</id><published>2010-02-19T22:53:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-02-19T23:04:32.918Z</updated><title type='text'>Matt Damon?</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eSfoF6MhgLA&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eSfoF6MhgLA&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;She's f******g Matt Damon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But he's .........&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TwIyLHsk2h4&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TwIyLHsk2h4&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Benevolent&lt;/span&gt; Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-4051716179529430565?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/4051716179529430565/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/02/matt-damon.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4051716179529430565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4051716179529430565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/02/matt-damon.html' title='Matt Damon?'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-6121842324565249179</id><published>2010-02-07T22:31:00.001Z</published><updated>2010-02-07T22:38:28.131Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='procrastination'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Motivational'/><title type='text'>Procrastination</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/S28_PJ2lteI/AAAAAAAAAKo/6G40FXFkggc/s1600-h/procrastination2b6b6cc4yt9.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 317px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/S28_PJ2lteI/AAAAAAAAAKo/6G40FXFkggc/s400/procrastination2b6b6cc4yt9.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435632804834948578" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;My motto for life.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-6121842324565249179?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/6121842324565249179/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/02/my-motto-for-life.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/6121842324565249179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/6121842324565249179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/02/my-motto-for-life.html' title='Procrastination'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/S28_PJ2lteI/AAAAAAAAAKo/6G40FXFkggc/s72-c/procrastination2b6b6cc4yt9.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-8876245043827553762</id><published>2010-02-02T16:14:00.001Z</published><updated>2010-02-02T16:16:50.614Z</updated><title type='text'>Z-Day</title><content type='html'>Z-Day is getting closer!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For those who don't know what Z-Day is, here is a brief summary.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Friday, March 12th one person will awake... infected. Thus the epic (now worldwide) game of zombie tag begins.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RULES:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ZOMBIES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Infect with care: Infect strangers by tagging them&lt;br /&gt;    (swarming/biting/dismembering/eating alive will be reserved&lt;br /&gt;    for friends and loved ones). If a victim seems to have no idea&lt;br /&gt;    what's going on, inform them; "Me zombie. Now you zombie.&lt;br /&gt;    BRAAAAAINS!?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Walk the walk: two feet on the ground at all times. Feel free&lt;br /&gt;   to limp, drag your feet, crawl or bust into THRILLER as&lt;br /&gt;   necessary. No running.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Talk the talk: "BRAAAAAINS!?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. If you are "chick chick BAM!" shot, you must stop in-place for 3&lt;br /&gt;    seconds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HUMANS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Zombies are people too: Respect our undead brethren. It's all&lt;br /&gt;    fun and games 'till someone runs out into traffic trying to get&lt;br /&gt;    away from pretend zombies. Use your BRAAAAAAINS people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Hand Guns: Weapons will be imaginary, and verbal ammunition&lt;br /&gt;    is unlimited. Feel free to pump your (recently undead) fellow&lt;br /&gt;    students full of "chick chick BAM!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. RUN: but it doesn't take too much to outrun an undead cripple.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Join in... C'mon it's funny!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mechanical Demon&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-8876245043827553762?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/8876245043827553762/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/02/z-day.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8876245043827553762'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8876245043827553762'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/02/z-day.html' title='Z-Day'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-4269072347827251165</id><published>2010-01-21T19:52:00.004Z</published><updated>2010-01-21T19:59:50.671Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jeremy Fry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='football game'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lip Sync'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='livin on a prayer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Awesome'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='celtics'/><title type='text'>On a prayer man, On a prayer</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mOHkRk00iI8&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mOHkRk00iI8&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Praying for more Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-4269072347827251165?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/4269072347827251165/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/01/on-prayer-man-on-prayer.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4269072347827251165'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4269072347827251165'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/01/on-prayer-man-on-prayer.html' title='On a prayer man, On a prayer'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-5157918330385782344</id><published>2010-01-17T20:30:00.001Z</published><updated>2010-01-17T20:32:41.248Z</updated><title type='text'>It's over (one) thousand!!!</title><content type='html'>http://www.kongregate.com/games/nutcasenightmare/replaying-the-game&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's right. That little county thingie in the corner has finally gone into four digits. *sniffs* I'm so proud.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, that like wil take you to a game, thats right blog with now added interactivity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Warning: It has quite a bit of blood, adult humor and a couple of sexual references... I just really wanted to post it... Please don't kill me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-5157918330385782344?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/5157918330385782344/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/01/its-over-one-thousand.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5157918330385782344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5157918330385782344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/01/its-over-one-thousand.html' title='It&apos;s over (one) thousand!!!'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-2367148340885631736</id><published>2010-01-15T14:47:00.005Z</published><updated>2010-01-15T14:51:30.120Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kazoo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kazzocula'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The final countdown'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rude tube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mini piano'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='banjo'/><title type='text'>2 Post in 2 Days</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="445" height="364"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tWtLdGenDhk&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tWtLdGenDhk&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Encore - Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-2367148340885631736?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/2367148340885631736/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/01/2-post-in-2-days.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2367148340885631736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2367148340885631736'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/01/2-post-in-2-days.html' title='2 Post in 2 Days'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-7542453649352171196</id><published>2010-01-14T22:09:00.004Z</published><updated>2010-01-14T22:13:15.446Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rebbeca Mayes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Guitar Hero'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Escapist'/><title type='text'>We are back</title><content type='html'>No posts in a while so here's a song about guitar posted here by Benevolent Overlord.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://cdn2.themis-media.com/media/global/movies/player/flowplayer.commercial-3.1.5.swf" flashvars="config=http://www.themis-media.com/videos/config/1366-79b0ef8b6537b5ef73a8bd8e92a50b34.js%3Fembed%3D1" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" bgcolor="#000000" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer" width="400" height="389" wmode="opaque"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-7542453649352171196?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/7542453649352171196/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/01/we-are-back.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7542453649352171196'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7542453649352171196'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2010/01/we-are-back.html' title='We are back'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-5750759389364779121</id><published>2009-12-14T20:41:00.000Z</published><updated>2009-12-14T20:42:27.686Z</updated><title type='text'>It Sucks To Be Me.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qG6TZieXgA8&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qG6TZieXgA8&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm in a rather... musicl mood today, so here is the opening number from the musical Avenue Q. I love this song, and the end bit is funny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-5750759389364779121?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/5750759389364779121/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/12/it-sucks-to-be-me.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5750759389364779121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5750759389364779121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/12/it-sucks-to-be-me.html' title='It Sucks To Be Me.'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-3392541994080739347</id><published>2009-12-13T10:14:00.008Z</published><updated>2009-12-13T10:18:18.859Z</updated><title type='text'>Calvin and Hobbes.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SyS_PGviINI/AAAAAAAAAKg/m3EpcjP37qQ/s1600-h/110.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 131px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SyS_PGviINI/AAAAAAAAAKg/m3EpcjP37qQ/s400/110.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5414662918235103442" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SyS_LYkhI_I/AAAAAAAAAKY/EUGiNnYUtGo/s1600-h/107.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 129px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SyS_LYkhI_I/AAAAAAAAAKY/EUGiNnYUtGo/s400/107.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5414662854301262834" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SyS_ILXBooI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/o2w3Zku6r74/s1600-h/106.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 126px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SyS_ILXBooI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/o2w3Zku6r74/s400/106.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5414662799215403650" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SyS_EENMdUI/AAAAAAAAAKI/k5JWrk1Yk3c/s1600-h/103.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 130px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SyS_EENMdUI/AAAAAAAAAKI/k5JWrk1Yk3c/s400/103.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5414662728575644994" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SyS--cRqauI/AAAAAAAAAKA/SVfUtrK49H0/s1600-h/113.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 127px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SyS--cRqauI/AAAAAAAAAKA/SVfUtrK49H0/s400/113.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5414662631957621474" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Calvin and Hobbes, a work of genius!&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon after realising that Hobbes does't appear in any of these strips.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-3392541994080739347?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/3392541994080739347/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/12/calvin-and-hobbes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/3392541994080739347'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/3392541994080739347'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/12/calvin-and-hobbes.html' title='Calvin and Hobbes.'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SyS_PGviINI/AAAAAAAAAKg/m3EpcjP37qQ/s72-c/110.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-3732140211187666324</id><published>2009-12-12T21:28:00.001Z</published><updated>2009-12-12T21:28:26.859Z</updated><title type='text'>Attack!!!!!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="wlWriterEditableSmartContent" id="scid:5737277B-5D6D-4f48-ABFC-DD9C333F4C5D:fcf63cea-8bac-4301-880f-1a9c43559b69" style="padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-left: 0px; float: none; padding-bottom: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-top: 0px"&gt;&lt;div id="df798afe-1259-4c72-8cf0-5e19cf33092d" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; display: inline;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_fPV13lKm4&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/__ozdM-925KY/SyQK-RrAjqI/AAAAAAAAAJY/lkmqgo460Wk/videobea5f46ceecb%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" style="border-style: none" galleryimg="no" onload="var downlevelDiv = document.getElementById('df798afe-1259-4c72-8cf0-5e19cf33092d'); downlevelDiv.innerHTML = &amp;quot;&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;&amp;lt;object width=\&amp;quot;425\&amp;quot; height=\&amp;quot;355\&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;param name=\&amp;quot;movie\&amp;quot; value=\&amp;quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/0_fPV13lKm4&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;&amp;amp;hl=en\&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;\/param&amp;gt;&amp;lt;embed src=\&amp;quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/0_fPV13lKm4&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;&amp;amp;hl=en\&amp;quot; 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Gorram it, lost track already!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sxl_UMQzq9I/AAAAAAAAAIo/IJQroKYDBss/s1600-h/mariocareeralternatives.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 76px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sxl_UMQzq9I/AAAAAAAAAIo/IJQroKYDBss/s400/mariocareeralternatives.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411496412128193490" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SxlyXW3aXuI/AAAAAAAAAIg/ETb3JVvlqKo/s1600-h/asu08.gif"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;Career Alternatives For MARIO! Every ones favourite plumber except for the CDT teacher at my school Mr Howwit!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon Oh, it's gone.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-6935633765465336920?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/6935633765465336920/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/12/2something-days-to-go-gorram-it-lost.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/6935633765465336920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/6935633765465336920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/12/2something-days-to-go-gorram-it-lost.html' title='2...Something days to go. Gorram it, lost track already!'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sxl_UMQzq9I/AAAAAAAAAIo/IJQroKYDBss/s72-c/mariocareeralternatives.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-7767871816653756271</id><published>2009-12-04T19:56:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-12-04T20:03:21.219Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Children in need'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Postman Pat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Beatles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fireman Sam'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Peter Kay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wombals'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Paddington Bear'/><title type='text'>Children and Need</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/e2FdKbCGATQ&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e2FdKbCGATQ&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Peter Kay, what can I say.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-7767871816653756271?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/7767871816653756271/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/12/children-and-need.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7767871816653756271'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7767871816653756271'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/12/children-and-need.html' title='Children and Need'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-7139297090051460325</id><published>2009-12-02T21:05:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-12-02T21:07:05.388Z</updated><title type='text'>23 days to go!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SxbWuTdRdcI/AAAAAAAAAIY/XNAZEVNM9Ac/s1600-h/collegehumor_pic.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 292px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SxbWuTdRdcI/AAAAAAAAAIY/XNAZEVNM9Ac/s400/collegehumor_pic.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5410748093317608898" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Art...Maths... What's the difference. What makes this picture trully epic is the fact that it is all 100% correct, the maths nerds amongst us can confirm this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 2 - Mocked by Mechanical Demon&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-7139297090051460325?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/7139297090051460325/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/12/23-days-to-go.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7139297090051460325'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7139297090051460325'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/12/23-days-to-go.html' title='23 days to go!!!'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SxbWuTdRdcI/AAAAAAAAAIY/XNAZEVNM9Ac/s72-c/collegehumor_pic.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-6678520215187151784</id><published>2009-12-01T21:12:00.004Z</published><updated>2009-12-04T20:05:11.054Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Queen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Advent Calander'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Muppets'/><title type='text'>24 Days to go!</title><content type='html'>Every one loves the muppets! Every one loves queen... Which means everyone loves this video!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yVB4kUK6UY8&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yVB4kUK6UY8&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mama... Mama? Mama!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon on the first day of our ADVENT CALENDER! Thats right! Advent Calender!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-6678520215187151784?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/6678520215187151784/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/12/24-days-to-go.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/6678520215187151784'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/6678520215187151784'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/12/24-days-to-go.html' title='24 Days to go!'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-588826035306404516</id><published>2009-11-27T21:49:00.001Z</published><updated>2009-11-27T21:51:01.619Z</updated><title type='text'>It's John Cleese Flying A Plane!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xJSey8HRUhU&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xJSey8HRUhU&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Monty Python. What else do I have to say?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked By Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-588826035306404516?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/588826035306404516/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/11/its-john-cleese-flying-plane.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/588826035306404516'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/588826035306404516'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/11/its-john-cleese-flying-plane.html' title='It&apos;s John Cleese Flying A Plane!'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-8726982199791064961</id><published>2009-11-23T20:15:00.001Z</published><updated>2009-11-23T20:17:11.478Z</updated><title type='text'>Hannah Montanna.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SwrtnoYvx6I/AAAAAAAAAIQ/XwPYNJyMoyc/s1600/hannah_montana02.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 81px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SwrtnoYvx6I/AAAAAAAAAIQ/XwPYNJyMoyc/s400/hannah_montana02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407395567723595682" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This nine year old almost makes up for the other millions in the world! Almost...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-8726982199791064961?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/8726982199791064961/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/11/hannah-montanna.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8726982199791064961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8726982199791064961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/11/hannah-montanna.html' title='Hannah Montanna.'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SwrtnoYvx6I/AAAAAAAAAIQ/XwPYNJyMoyc/s72-c/hannah_montana02.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-8557440918416340698</id><published>2009-11-21T20:31:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-11-21T20:43:28.691Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Punch'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Halloween'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Prank'/><title type='text'>Ouch!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NijwK99OO04&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NijwK99OO04&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Hilarious&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Laughed at by Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-8557440918416340698?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/8557440918416340698/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/11/ouch.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8557440918416340698'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8557440918416340698'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/11/ouch.html' title='Ouch!'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-4219736381111367050</id><published>2009-11-20T16:19:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-11-20T21:43:46.320Z</updated><title type='text'>Charlie The Unicorn!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q5im0Ssyyus&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q5im0Ssyyus&amp;amp;hl=en_GB&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We're going to Candy Mountain!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-4219736381111367050?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/4219736381111367050/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/11/charlie-unicorn.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4219736381111367050'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4219736381111367050'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/11/charlie-unicorn.html' title='Charlie The Unicorn!'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-2717819055619110126</id><published>2009-11-18T08:00:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-11-18T08:01:48.743Z</updated><title type='text'>Anti-Twilight</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SwOpvfNVWVI/AAAAAAAAAII/ieHLKV-lU8Y/s1600/3299399.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 291px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SwOpvfNVWVI/AAAAAAAAAII/ieHLKV-lU8Y/s400/3299399.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405350611071097170" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Heh heh heh. I hate The Twilight Fan base.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From Head Trip. Gorram it, I love that Webcomic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-2717819055619110126?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/2717819055619110126/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/11/anti-twilight.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2717819055619110126'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2717819055619110126'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/11/anti-twilight.html' title='Anti-Twilight'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SwOpvfNVWVI/AAAAAAAAAII/ieHLKV-lU8Y/s72-c/3299399.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-3311899656726772013</id><published>2009-11-11T20:07:00.004Z</published><updated>2009-11-11T20:12:30.891Z</updated><title type='text'>Harry Potter and The Puppet Pals</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tx1XIm6q4r4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tx1XIm6q4r4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... What can I say...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Singing our song. All day long at HOOOOOOOOOOOGWAAAAAARTS"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Ahem... Technical Difficulties... I can't delete the second copy of the video. B.O Could you give it a shot? Bare with us people!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tx1XIm6q4r4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tx1XIm6q4r4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-3311899656726772013?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/3311899656726772013/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/11/harry-potter-and-puppet-pals.html#comment-form' title='0 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src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-2229987894271932190</id><published>2009-11-06T13:34:00.006Z</published><updated>2009-11-06T14:17:46.560Z</updated><title type='text'>Family Guy hits</title><content type='html'>Family guy have done many great songs here are some of the hits(If you find any in higher resolutions please send to our email address)&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" width="400" height="345" id="vidixplayer" align="middle"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.freevlog.hu/player/vplayer.swf?v=@@e4977ad7855899&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;host=www.freevlog.hu"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;param name="menu" value="false"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="high"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.freevlog.hu/player/vplayer.swf?v=@@e4977ad7855899&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;host=www.freevlog.hu" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#000000" width="400" height="345" name="vidixplayer" align="middle" wmode="transparent" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed width="320" height="240" src="http://www.spike.com/efp" quality="high" bgcolor="000000" name="efp" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="flvbaseclip=2795756" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;  &lt;div style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px; background-color: #000; width: 448px; padding: 3px 0; color: #fff;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spike.com/video/family-guy-cant/2795756" style="color: #ffcc35; margin-left: 5px;"&gt;Family Guy - Can't Touch Me&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.spike.com/channel/viralvideo" style="color: #ffcc35"&gt;Viral/Other&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.spike.com/" style="color: #ffcc35"&gt;SPIKE.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px; background-color: #000; width: 448px; padding: 3px 0; color: #fff;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px; background-color: #000; width: 448px; padding: 3px 0; color: #fff;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px; background-color: #000; width: 448px; padding: 3px 0; color: #fff;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" width="416" height="234" id="mbox_player_309eddb21d1ce2c5be"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.motionbox.com/external/hd_player/type=hd,video_uid=309eddb21d1ce2c5be"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.motionbox.com/external/hd_player/type=hd,video_uid=309eddb21d1ce2c5be" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer" width="416" height="234" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" name="mbox_player_309eddb21d1ce2c5be"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Sorry for the long post so many funny videos - Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-2229987894271932190?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.last.fm/music/Family+Guy' title='Family Guy hits'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/2229987894271932190/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/11/family-guy-hits.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2229987894271932190'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2229987894271932190'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/11/family-guy-hits.html' title='Family Guy hits'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-8303937771147286673</id><published>2009-11-06T13:31:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-11-06T13:34:26.872Z</updated><title type='text'>40 Years of Sesame Street</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BovQyphS8kA&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BovQyphS8kA&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;COOKIE MONSTER HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY 'almost' -Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-8303937771147286673?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/8303937771147286673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/11/40-years-of-sesame-street.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8303937771147286673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8303937771147286673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/11/40-years-of-sesame-street.html' title='40 Years of Sesame Street'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-7153190484058251252</id><published>2009-11-02T17:13:00.001Z</published><updated>2009-11-02T18:24:09.111Z</updated><title type='text'>Funerals.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Su8TZQs0D2I/AAAAAAAAAIA/kfOTwB3bYUc/s1600-h/funeral.png"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 277px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Su8TZQs0D2I/AAAAAAAAAIA/kfOTwB3bYUc/s400/funeral.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399555802941099874" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Taken from Cyanide and Happiness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-7153190484058251252?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/7153190484058251252/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/11/funerals.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7153190484058251252'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7153190484058251252'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/11/funerals.html' title='Funerals.'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Su8TZQs0D2I/AAAAAAAAAIA/kfOTwB3bYUc/s72-c/funeral.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-2465638957744807469</id><published>2009-10-30T20:33:00.008Z</published><updated>2009-10-30T20:53:19.119Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cake'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jonathan Coulton'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Portal'/><title type='text'>Time to party like it's post 55</title><content type='html'>It's post 55, time for some cake.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zW0mPnqma7Y&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zW0mPnqma7Y&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The cake is a lie - Benevolent overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Music by Jonathan Coulton&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-2465638957744807469?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/2465638957744807469/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/time-to-party-like-its-post-55.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2465638957744807469'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2465638957744807469'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/time-to-party-like-its-post-55.html' title='Time to party like it&apos;s post 55'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-5339392738162138440</id><published>2009-10-29T21:23:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-10-29T21:25:56.011Z</updated><title type='text'>Rock Climbing</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SuoH_e9fFdI/AAAAAAAAAHw/AJF2v7ouD-c/s1600-h/climbing.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 115px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SuoH_e9fFdI/AAAAAAAAAHw/AJF2v7ouD-c/s400/climbing.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398135890581067218" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...Fail! Taken from the webcomic XKCD.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-5339392738162138440?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/5339392738162138440/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/rock-climbing.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5339392738162138440'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5339392738162138440'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/rock-climbing.html' title='Rock Climbing'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SuoH_e9fFdI/AAAAAAAAAHw/AJF2v7ouD-c/s72-c/climbing.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-7659517278808439028</id><published>2009-10-26T22:08:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-10-26T22:10:39.390Z</updated><title type='text'>URealms</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed src="http://static.themis-media.com/media/global/movies/player/flowplayer.commercial-3.1.1.swf" flashvars="config=http://www.themis-media.com/videos/config/49-0cbd565dedf57ac800e31ea0764e82d5.js%3Fembed%3D1" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" bgcolor="#000000" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer" width="480" height="294" wmode="opaque"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Watch it - Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-7659517278808439028?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/7659517278808439028/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/urealms.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7659517278808439028'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7659517278808439028'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/urealms.html' title='URealms'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-5953372160849665611</id><published>2009-10-25T20:11:00.000Z</published><updated>2009-10-25T20:13:48.835Z</updated><title type='text'>Playing Outside.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SuSxWXwgZYI/AAAAAAAAAHo/kfdcrVS9k1A/s1600-h/BenneC20091022_low.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SuSxWXwgZYI/AAAAAAAAAHo/kfdcrVS9k1A/s400/BenneC20091022_low.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5396633251389400450" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And remember kids! This becomes easier with wireless controllers!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-5953372160849665611?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/5953372160849665611/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/playing-outside.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5953372160849665611'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5953372160849665611'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/playing-outside.html' title='Playing Outside.'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SuSxWXwgZYI/AAAAAAAAAHo/kfdcrVS9k1A/s72-c/BenneC20091022_low.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-7044093123727676996</id><published>2009-10-22T20:36:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2009-10-22T20:37:50.795+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Dolphins.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SuC0RwK5zZI/AAAAAAAAAHg/YPT6y0stEr8/s1600-h/2008-10-24-related-to-killer-whales.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 157px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SuC0RwK5zZI/AAAAAAAAAHg/YPT6y0stEr8/s400/2008-10-24-related-to-killer-whales.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395510570671263122" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So long and thanks for all the fish! They are EEEEVIL.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Excerpt from Housepets comic. Google it if you want.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-7044093123727676996?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/7044093123727676996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/dolphins.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7044093123727676996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7044093123727676996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/dolphins.html' title='Dolphins.'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SuC0RwK5zZI/AAAAAAAAAHg/YPT6y0stEr8/s72-c/2008-10-24-related-to-killer-whales.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-1228887194544163842</id><published>2009-10-16T20:00:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-10-16T20:03:48.101+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Indiana Jones And The Song OF Theme.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fTrK4VQG93Y&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fTrK4VQG93Y&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't know why it took us so long to put this one up. After all, I love Indiana Jones.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mechanical Demon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;B.O, surely you mean &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;No &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;doubt.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-1228887194544163842?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/1228887194544163842/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/indiana-jones-and-song-of-theme.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/1228887194544163842'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/1228887194544163842'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/indiana-jones-and-song-of-theme.html' title='Indiana Jones And The Song OF Theme.'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-8019534271982830344</id><published>2009-10-15T20:48:00.005+01:00</published><updated>2009-10-18T19:39:55.144+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Lost</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Std8twZi9AI/AAAAAAAAAHY/t588ln3GWKI/s1600-h/3511155299_d83025bcee_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 384px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Std8twZi9AI/AAAAAAAAAHY/t588ln3GWKI/s400/3511155299_d83025bcee_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392916204327465986" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;no doubt Ex-Girlfriend&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mocked by Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;P.S. Post now improved&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-8019534271982830344?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/8019534271982830344/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/lost.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8019534271982830344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8019534271982830344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/lost.html' title='Lost'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Std8twZi9AI/AAAAAAAAAHY/t588ln3GWKI/s72-c/3511155299_d83025bcee_o.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-7760345987803956728</id><published>2009-10-15T10:45:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2009-10-15T10:49:08.049+01:00</updated><title type='text'>A Tribute To All Those Smart-Arses.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/StbvaIsGW9I/AAAAAAAAAHQ/8iSL0ozhe0M/s1600-h/tumblr_koc9dyi7G91qzodhmo1_400_large.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/StbvaIsGW9I/AAAAAAAAAHQ/8iSL0ozhe0M/s400/tumblr_koc9dyi7G91qzodhmo1_400_large.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392760836110834642" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Smart-Arses. Our world would be incredibly boring without them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For example, a quotation from BBC's QI.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"Now, what do you think do you think fear smells like?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Crab Salad Sandwiches."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Why do you think that?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Once, I went into a cafe and asked for one. The waitress replied 'We're all out of Crab Salad &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I'm Afraid'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked By Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-7760345987803956728?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/7760345987803956728/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/tribute-to-all-those-smart-arses.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7760345987803956728'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7760345987803956728'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/tribute-to-all-those-smart-arses.html' title='A Tribute To All Those Smart-Arses.'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/StbvaIsGW9I/AAAAAAAAAHQ/8iSL0ozhe0M/s72-c/tumblr_koc9dyi7G91qzodhmo1_400_large.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-5189989297105246564</id><published>2009-10-14T18:54:00.006+01:00</published><updated>2009-10-14T19:00:16.502+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Zero Punctuation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Worshipped'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Awesome'/><title type='text'>Zero Punctuation</title><content type='html'>WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This video contains awful language, profanity, but jokes, put downs and is awesome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://static.themis-media.com/media/global/movies/player/flowplayer.commercial-3.1.1.swf" flashvars="config=http://www.themis-media.com/videos/config/530-52dcab049168bce2b8123fcea6454374.js%3Fembed%3D1" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" bgcolor="#000000" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer" width="480" height="294" wmode="opaque"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;If you want to see more look at our not all mocky but funny section to the right.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Worshipped by Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-5189989297105246564?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/5189989297105246564/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/zero-punctuation.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5189989297105246564'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5189989297105246564'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/zero-punctuation.html' title='Zero Punctuation'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-5047179883714684825</id><published>2009-10-12T21:07:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-10-12T21:12:12.265+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Google... Wait... Pterodactyles?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/StONdpPWIzI/AAAAAAAAAHI/gvsDs4GQfxo/s1600-h/googlepterodactcyl.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 234px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/StONdpPWIzI/AAAAAAAAAHI/gvsDs4GQfxo/s400/googlepterodactcyl.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5391808719318557490" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, now hands up if you actually went and tried this!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*hand up*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-5047179883714684825?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/5047179883714684825/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/google-wait-pterodactyles.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5047179883714684825'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5047179883714684825'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/google-wait-pterodactyles.html' title='Google... Wait... Pterodactyles?'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/StONdpPWIzI/AAAAAAAAAHI/gvsDs4GQfxo/s72-c/googlepterodactcyl.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-1241454493976331242</id><published>2009-10-10T23:07:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2009-10-10T23:56:41.548+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Mirror's Edge</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/StERCHjEOYI/AAAAAAAAAHA/7Fh23PF8c-A/s1600-h/9_49b548965feca.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 369px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/StERCHjEOYI/AAAAAAAAAHA/7Fh23PF8c-A/s400/9_49b548965feca.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5391108957022730626" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;fail&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;mocked by Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-1241454493976331242?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/1241454493976331242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/mirrors-edge.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/1241454493976331242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/1241454493976331242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/mirrors-edge.html' title='Mirror&apos;s Edge'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/StERCHjEOYI/AAAAAAAAAHA/7Fh23PF8c-A/s72-c/9_49b548965feca.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-1580868065422911713</id><published>2009-10-08T20:45:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-10-08T20:47:14.496+01:00</updated><title type='text'>50th Entry</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Ss5BraCs34I/AAAAAAAAAG4/g7rQUEwh_zA/s1600-h/15-microwaves.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Ss5BraCs34I/AAAAAAAAAG4/g7rQUEwh_zA/s400/15-microwaves.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390318017989894018" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YAY 50 'Mocks!'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-1580868065422911713?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/1580868065422911713/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/50th-entry.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/1580868065422911713'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/1580868065422911713'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/50th-entry.html' title='50th Entry'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Ss5BraCs34I/AAAAAAAAAG4/g7rQUEwh_zA/s72-c/15-microwaves.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-3806811631407814979</id><published>2009-10-05T18:38:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T18:40:01.133+01:00</updated><title type='text'>ROCKTOBER!!!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SsovSQaLfwI/AAAAAAAAAGw/PmpN2A_FUJ8/s1600-h/20091005.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 316px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SsovSQaLfwI/AAAAAAAAAGw/PmpN2A_FUJ8/s400/20091005.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389171894791143170" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dont make me cheese grater your FACE!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-3806811631407814979?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/3806811631407814979/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/rocktober.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/3806811631407814979'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/3806811631407814979'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/10/rocktober.html' title='ROCKTOBER!!!!!'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SsovSQaLfwI/AAAAAAAAAGw/PmpN2A_FUJ8/s72-c/20091005.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-5349479407196827950</id><published>2009-09-24T21:58:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2009-09-24T21:59:32.748+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Halo OWST</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SrvdlT_xN1I/AAAAAAAAAGo/Z4YQSBMeKSk/s1600-h/20090921.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 316px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SrvdlT_xN1I/AAAAAAAAAGo/Z4YQSBMeKSk/s400/20090921.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385141412544198482" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah... I'm only mocking it because I don't have it yet... :(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-5349479407196827950?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/5349479407196827950/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/09/halo-owst.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5349479407196827950'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5349479407196827950'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/09/halo-owst.html' title='Halo OWST'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SrvdlT_xN1I/AAAAAAAAAGo/Z4YQSBMeKSk/s72-c/20090921.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-4425951564648444800</id><published>2009-09-21T20:32:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2009-09-21T20:33:06.579+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Having a good time.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SrfUyMWUucI/AAAAAAAAAGg/c5RadjBP-TU/s1600-h/comic183.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SrfUyMWUucI/AAAAAAAAAGg/c5RadjBP-TU/s400/comic183.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384005838318123458" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wonder why....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechaincal Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-4425951564648444800?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/4425951564648444800/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/09/having-good-time.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4425951564648444800'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4425951564648444800'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/09/having-good-time.html' title='Having a good time.'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SrfUyMWUucI/AAAAAAAAAGg/c5RadjBP-TU/s72-c/comic183.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-2650940225206741578</id><published>2009-09-20T19:43:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2009-09-20T19:45:46.556+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wizards'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shotguns'/><title type='text'>Wizards</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SrZ3-HJo60I/AAAAAAAAAGY/EFC1oB-hmEw/s1600-h/fn.CLQDG.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SrZ3-HJo60I/AAAAAAAAAGY/EFC1oB-hmEw/s400/fn.CLQDG.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383622313523080002" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;.......Boom&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mocked by Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-2650940225206741578?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/2650940225206741578/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/09/wizards.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2650940225206741578'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2650940225206741578'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/09/wizards.html' title='Wizards'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SrZ3-HJo60I/AAAAAAAAAGY/EFC1oB-hmEw/s72-c/fn.CLQDG.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-7818578905604573070</id><published>2009-09-20T16:49:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2009-09-20T19:46:09.643+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Trees'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='LSD'/><title type='text'>How To View Worldwide Trees!</title><content type='html'>http://wallout.com/lsd_vs_alcohol_vs_tree&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just follow the link. Trees are awesome. Or if the link isn't working, just copy and paste. Trees are still awesome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-7818578905604573070?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/7818578905604573070/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/09/how-to-view-worldwide-trees.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7818578905604573070'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7818578905604573070'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/09/how-to-view-worldwide-trees.html' title='How To View Worldwide Trees!'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-2638932239465469625</id><published>2009-09-19T23:08:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2009-09-20T19:46:49.044+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kirk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Star Trek'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Motivational'/><title type='text'>Star Trek</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SrVWmQTY-uI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/tVsEmQ2yPEk/s1600-h/5730312706268430187.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 295px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SrVWmQTY-uI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/tVsEmQ2yPEk/s400/5730312706268430187.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383304144802609890" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mocked by Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-2638932239465469625?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/2638932239465469625/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/09/star-trek.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2638932239465469625'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2638932239465469625'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/09/star-trek.html' title='Star Trek'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SrVWmQTY-uI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/tVsEmQ2yPEk/s72-c/5730312706268430187.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-6504315519276955132</id><published>2009-09-16T22:31:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2009-09-20T19:47:17.537+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lamma'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Alpakah'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pimp'/><title type='text'>LAMMA</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SrFZljqbYzI/AAAAAAAAAGI/pmYE4C2qTY8/s1600-h/funny-pictures-pimp-alpakah.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 268px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SrFZljqbYzI/AAAAAAAAAGI/pmYE4C2qTY8/s400/funny-pictures-pimp-alpakah.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382181531447681842" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Lamma,Lamma,Lamma,lamma???!@"£$%&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mocked by Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-6504315519276955132?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/6504315519276955132/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/09/lamma.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/6504315519276955132'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/6504315519276955132'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/09/lamma.html' title='LAMMA'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SrFZljqbYzI/AAAAAAAAAGI/pmYE4C2qTY8/s72-c/funny-pictures-pimp-alpakah.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-6516466522423886606</id><published>2009-09-10T20:46:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2009-09-20T19:47:43.208+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Scottish'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bono'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SqlXzcBM9LI/AAAAAAAAAGA/BtIOXO6LMuQ/s1600-h/securedownload_12.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SqlXzcBM9LI/AAAAAAAAAGA/BtIOXO6LMuQ/s320/securedownload_12.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5379927771076949170" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;We Scots, we are just that awesome!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a serious note, yeah, blog now with added seriousness! Me and Benevolent Overloard are back at school, you know, that sucky thing that takes up most of our time? Yeah that one. Thats why we arn't posting as much but we still try!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-6516466522423886606?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/6516466522423886606/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/09/we-scots-we-are-just-that-awesome.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/6516466522423886606'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/6516466522423886606'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/09/we-scots-we-are-just-that-awesome.html' title=''/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SqlXzcBM9LI/AAAAAAAAAGA/BtIOXO6LMuQ/s72-c/securedownload_12.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-8897435423860657429</id><published>2009-09-03T20:58:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2009-09-20T19:48:12.180+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Waddle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='McDonalds'/><title type='text'>McDonalds and their victims... I mean customers.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SqAhVeHzp6I/AAAAAAAAAF4/c3Th0-NCnLU/s1600-h/mcdonaldswaddlesign.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SqAhVeHzp6I/AAAAAAAAAF4/c3Th0-NCnLU/s320/mcdonaldswaddlesign.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377334607827150754" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, at least they're taking pity, changing their signs for their target market...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked By Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-8897435423860657429?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/8897435423860657429/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/09/mcdonalds-and-their-victims-i-mean.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8897435423860657429'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8897435423860657429'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/09/mcdonalds-and-their-victims-i-mean.html' title='McDonalds and their victims... I mean customers.'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SqAhVeHzp6I/AAAAAAAAAF4/c3Th0-NCnLU/s72-c/mcdonaldswaddlesign.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-4173565564263077782</id><published>2009-08-29T20:43:00.005+01:00</published><updated>2009-09-20T19:48:39.980+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YMCA'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><title type='text'>YMCA.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SpmE7hjsHqI/AAAAAAAAAFw/HR_E9rddBSw/s1600-h/lukes.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SpmE7hjsHqI/AAAAAAAAAFw/HR_E9rddBSw/s320/lukes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375473788398608034" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Look! He invented it! It's true, he can do everything!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please Note, if you are religious this is meant in no way to be offensive. I simply found it humerous. Also, I didn't take the picture. If you need to rant at someone, those three are the ones you want.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and WE HAVE OVER 500 Views!!!!!! Wow!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-4173565564263077782?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/4173565564263077782/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/ymca.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4173565564263077782'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4173565564263077782'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/ymca.html' title='YMCA.'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SpmE7hjsHqI/AAAAAAAAAFw/HR_E9rddBSw/s72-c/lukes.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-1465963617085748626</id><published>2009-08-29T08:32:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-29T08:40:59.808+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yougurt'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='head'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Squirrels'/><title type='text'>Squirrels</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;iframe height="339" width="425" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/31904803#31904803" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Squirrrels Nature's little speed bumps.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Squirrels mocked by Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;p style="font-size:11px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #999; margin-top: 5px; background: transparent; text-align: center; width: 425px;"&gt;Visit msnbc.com for &lt;a style="text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#5799DB !important;" href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/"&gt;Breaking News&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032507" style="text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#5799DB !important;"&gt;World News&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032072" style="text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#5799DB !important;"&gt;News about the Economy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-1465963617085748626?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/1465963617085748626/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/squirrrels-natures-little-speed-bumps.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/1465963617085748626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/1465963617085748626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/squirrrels-natures-little-speed-bumps.html' title='Squirrels'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-622212259662805769</id><published>2009-08-28T21:58:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2009-09-20T19:49:26.261+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='War'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='armed nuclear weapons'/><title type='text'>Nuclear War</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SphE-Oe6TBI/AAAAAAAAAFo/MPc8q7x638Y/s1600-h/20070317.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 318px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SphE-Oe6TBI/AAAAAAAAAFo/MPc8q7x638Y/s320/20070317.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375121991097011218" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Really. It is that simple.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-622212259662805769?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/622212259662805769/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/nuclear-war.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/622212259662805769'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/622212259662805769'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/nuclear-war.html' title='Nuclear War'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SphE-Oe6TBI/AAAAAAAAAFo/MPc8q7x638Y/s72-c/20070317.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-4879819745923035703</id><published>2009-08-27T19:56:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2009-09-20T19:49:51.849+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Yoda'/><title type='text'>Toy-yoda</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SpbW_PKyJmI/AAAAAAAAAFg/btmba5KiHSc/s1600-h/toy-yoda.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 301px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SpbW_PKyJmI/AAAAAAAAAFg/btmba5KiHSc/s320/toy-yoda.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374719587205129826" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well... This fails.... Epicly...&lt;br /&gt;Also, what is that thing between the lady and Yoda? It's a bit big to be a lightsaber.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S What the hell B.O? The Leaning Tower of Pisa!! Run out of ideas already?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-4879819745923035703?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/4879819745923035703/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/toy-yoda.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4879819745923035703'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4879819745923035703'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/toy-yoda.html' title='Toy-yoda'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SpbW_PKyJmI/AAAAAAAAAFg/btmba5KiHSc/s72-c/toy-yoda.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-6311157494461015736</id><published>2009-08-25T22:06:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-25T22:09:23.448+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Prayers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Duck Tape'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tower of Pisa'/><title type='text'>Tower of Pisa</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SpRSvK3XrdI/AAAAAAAAAFY/IK-QY1UBux8/s1600-h/leaning+tower+of+pisa.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SpRSvK3XrdI/AAAAAAAAAFY/IK-QY1UBux8/s320/leaning+tower+of+pisa.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374011225683766738" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Held together with duck tape and prayers.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Tower of Pisa mocked by Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-6311157494461015736?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/6311157494461015736/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/tower-of-pisa.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/6311157494461015736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/6311157494461015736'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/tower-of-pisa.html' title='Tower of Pisa'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SpRSvK3XrdI/AAAAAAAAAFY/IK-QY1UBux8/s72-c/leaning+tower+of+pisa.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-3482188933932161462</id><published>2009-08-22T20:36:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2009-09-20T19:50:29.661+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Doctor Who'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Running'/><title type='text'>Oh Damn it.</title><content type='html'>So what? It's not as funny as it is AWESHOME! So sue me (Expression).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BAi4izfvXo4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BAi4izfvXo4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-3482188933932161462?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/3482188933932161462/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/oh-damn-it.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/3482188933932161462'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/3482188933932161462'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/oh-damn-it.html' title='Oh Damn it.'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-8228626880906385601</id><published>2009-08-19T13:02:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2009-09-20T19:51:15.777+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pachelbel Rant'/><title type='text'>An experiment!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JdxkVQy7QLM&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JdxkVQy7QLM&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Attempting to post videos in our blog. Yeah, now with moving pictures!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Potentially mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;br /&gt;Please comment on wether you can see it or not.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-8228626880906385601?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/8228626880906385601/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/experiment.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8228626880906385601'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8228626880906385601'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/experiment.html' title='An experiment!'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-7734025441413158209</id><published>2009-08-18T21:33:00.006+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-18T21:34:47.443+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Round like a shot.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SosQMDBpuSI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/ZWp1vyRurQ0/s1600-h/fn.ci6ut.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 185px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SosQMDBpuSI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/ZWp1vyRurQ0/s320/fn.ci6ut.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371404779726158114" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, I know there is a lot of words but seriously, it's worth reading.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Honest!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-7734025441413158209?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/7734025441413158209/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/round-like-shot.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7734025441413158209'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7734025441413158209'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/round-like-shot.html' title='Round like a shot.'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SosQMDBpuSI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/ZWp1vyRurQ0/s72-c/fn.ci6ut.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-7363839821036089163</id><published>2009-08-16T09:54:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T09:55:49.839+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Guess Who?!?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SofJdOhMmYI/AAAAAAAAAFI/qn-IGh_gRDE/s1600-h/zoom.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 271px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SofJdOhMmYI/AAAAAAAAAFI/qn-IGh_gRDE/s320/zoom.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370482584613329282" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Point and laugh at the (to be) dead kid!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechaincal Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-7363839821036089163?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/7363839821036089163/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/guess-who.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7363839821036089163'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7363839821036089163'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/guess-who.html' title='Guess Who?!?'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SofJdOhMmYI/AAAAAAAAAFI/qn-IGh_gRDE/s72-c/zoom.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-4084878989707027993</id><published>2009-08-15T16:42:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-15T16:44:31.770+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Keeping Score</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SobXlS2CFeI/AAAAAAAAAFA/u68mHJbuV8A/s1600-h/Hit+List.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SobXlS2CFeI/AAAAAAAAAFA/u68mHJbuV8A/s320/Hit+List.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370216641399494114" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not enough cyclists! There needs to be at least twice as many!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked By Mechanical Demon&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-4084878989707027993?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/4084878989707027993/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/keeping-score.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4084878989707027993'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4084878989707027993'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/keeping-score.html' title='Keeping Score'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SobXlS2CFeI/AAAAAAAAAFA/u68mHJbuV8A/s72-c/Hit+List.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-2194238382375297719</id><published>2009-08-14T22:12:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-14T22:14:29.542+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Common Sense'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Motivational'/><title type='text'>Common Sense.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SoXTZa-PvWI/AAAAAAAAAE4/mQZrRiIaE98/s1600-h/mp-common-sense.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 233px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SoXTZa-PvWI/AAAAAAAAAE4/mQZrRiIaE98/s320/mp-common-sense.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369930564399775074" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Oh so true... Even I don't have that super power! Mine is awesomness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-2194238382375297719?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/2194238382375297719/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/blog-post.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2194238382375297719'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2194238382375297719'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/blog-post.html' title='Common Sense.'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SoXTZa-PvWI/AAAAAAAAAE4/mQZrRiIaE98/s72-c/mp-common-sense.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-5102153910440153479</id><published>2009-08-13T15:34:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-13T15:36:44.197+01:00</updated><title type='text'>What really happened</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SoQk0Goi-DI/AAAAAAAAAEw/qKkmnU6OSyU/s1600-h/me_991_dino_ark.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SoQk0Goi-DI/AAAAAAAAAEw/qKkmnU6OSyU/s320/me_991_dino_ark.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369457133284948018" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  What really happened!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-5102153910440153479?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/5102153910440153479/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/what-really-happened.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5102153910440153479'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5102153910440153479'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/what-really-happened.html' title='What really happened'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SoQk0Goi-DI/AAAAAAAAAEw/qKkmnU6OSyU/s72-c/me_991_dino_ark.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-2402862795569350533</id><published>2009-08-12T22:48:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-12T22:50:02.198+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Twitter</title><content type='html'>Quick post,      Did you know Twitters slogan is:              Find People. Follow them.      don't beleive me look it up.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mocked by Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-2402862795569350533?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/2402862795569350533/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/twitter.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2402862795569350533'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2402862795569350533'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/twitter.html' title='Twitter'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-3473442064077671513</id><published>2009-08-12T14:16:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-12T14:29:48.259+01:00</updated><title type='text'>EEEEEWOKS!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SoLDcsdtndI/AAAAAAAAAEo/dX63GUnNBYk/s1600-h/2009-07-06-a-well-reasoned-argument.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SoLDcsdtndI/AAAAAAAAAEo/dX63GUnNBYk/s320/2009-07-06-a-well-reasoned-argument.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369068603518590418" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Even if it wasn't it damn well should be!&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-3473442064077671513?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/3473442064077671513/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/eeeeewoks.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/3473442064077671513'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/3473442064077671513'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/eeeeewoks.html' title='EEEEEWOKS!!!'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SoLDcsdtndI/AAAAAAAAAEo/dX63GUnNBYk/s72-c/2009-07-06-a-well-reasoned-argument.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-7716505967064214582</id><published>2009-08-11T14:46:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-11T14:51:45.797+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Deleted Winnie The Pooh scene</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SoF2RUJydZI/AAAAAAAAAEg/XinRh0q_QsA/s1600-h/2008-12-08-Pooh.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 128px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SoF2RUJydZI/AAAAAAAAAEg/XinRh0q_QsA/s320/2008-12-08-Pooh.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368702270641960338" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...Seriously, what can I say. He had it coming.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-7716505967064214582?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/7716505967064214582/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/deleted-winnie-pooh-scene.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7716505967064214582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7716505967064214582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/deleted-winnie-pooh-scene.html' title='Deleted Winnie The Pooh scene'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SoF2RUJydZI/AAAAAAAAAEg/XinRh0q_QsA/s72-c/2008-12-08-Pooh.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-3142342610892861840</id><published>2009-08-10T23:14:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-10T23:16:27.184+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Wedding Gifts</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SoCbzvF20FI/AAAAAAAAAEY/y3RRsjoCW1o/s1600-h/Lesson412.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 246px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SoCbzvF20FI/AAAAAAAAAEY/y3RRsjoCW1o/s320/Lesson412.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368462068942295122" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This is fantastic.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;P.S. In answer to Mechanical Demon I explained  it in my orginal complaint.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-3142342610892861840?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/3142342610892861840/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/wedding-gifts.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/3142342610892861840'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/3142342610892861840'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/wedding-gifts.html' title='Wedding Gifts'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SoCbzvF20FI/AAAAAAAAAEY/y3RRsjoCW1o/s72-c/Lesson412.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-1886918076676417369</id><published>2009-08-10T15:53:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-10T15:56:00.586+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Logic.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SoA0cJ_8YZI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/5BR51YwKPO0/s1600-h/sVgfNk.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 185px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SoA0cJ_8YZI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/5BR51YwKPO0/s320/sVgfNk.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368348414150730130" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Logic,&lt;br /&gt;Dangerous in the hands of idiots.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; |&lt;br /&gt; |&lt;br /&gt; |&lt;br /&gt; |&lt;br /&gt;\/&lt;br /&gt;WTH have I done?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-1886918076676417369?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/1886918076676417369/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/logic.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/1886918076676417369'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/1886918076676417369'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/logic.html' title='Logic.'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SoA0cJ_8YZI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/5BR51YwKPO0/s72-c/sVgfNk.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-6976289814709280177</id><published>2009-08-09T23:42:00.008+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-09T23:53:11.509+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Demon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Complaints'/><title type='text'>My complaint about Mechanical Demon</title><content type='html'>Sorry I was gone awhile but I was angry at Mechanical Demon so I went on a complaint site and generated this complaint.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" color: rgb(0, 0, 128); font-family:'Times New Roman';"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;I am angry. Angry that events have transpired that lead me to write this statement. Before I get moving here, let me point out that some people think I'm exaggerating when I say that Mechanical Demon prefers "Fisking"—line-by-line rebuttals in which facts are dropped like radar chaff—to rational debate or building a coherent argument. But I'm not exaggerating; if anything, I'm understating the situation. Despite some perceptions to the contrary, the spectrum of views between misoneism and immoralism is not a line but a circle at which snotty wackos and wanton sectarians meet. To properly place Demon somewhere in that spectrum, one needs to realize that implying that superstition is no less credible than proven scientific principles is no different from implying that there should be publicly financed centers of tribalism. Both statements are ludicrous. He looks primarily at a person's superficial qualities such as physiognomy and mannerisms. I, in contrast, consider how likely a person is to shed a little light on some of the ignorant prejudices that reside within Demon's pea-sized brain. That's what's important to me. Either way, I once tried to explain to him that his plaints will excoriate attempts to bring questions of metagrobolism into the (essentially apolitical) realm of pedagogy in language and writing. Rather than feel ashamed of himself, Demon got angry at me. What this says is that when a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that Demon stubbornly refuses to own up to his mistakes serves only to convince me that those of us who are too lazy or disinterested to take a proactive, rather than a reactive, stance have no right to complain when he and his vicegerents render unspeakable and unthinkable whole categories of beliefs about power.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Demon has been trying to conceal his plans to transform our whole society to suit his own venom-spouting interests. Fortunately, the truth about his inane generalizations is spreading like a jungle fire. Soon, everyone will know that one cannot help but notice that Demon's impolitic subliminal psywar campaigns may have serious repercussions, even beyond the issue of Stalinism. That's pretty transparent. What's not so transparent is the answer to the following question: When Demon looks in the mirror in the morning, does he see more than the stuck-up face of a sleazy lunkhead? A clue might be that there's an important difference between me and Demon. Namely, I am willing to die for my cause. Demon, in contrast, is willing to kill for his—or, if not to kill, at least to burn our fair cities to the ground.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Demon wants to form the association in the public's mind between any projects he disagrees with and the ideas of hate and violence and illegality. You know what groups have historically wanted to do the same thing? Fascists and Nazis. He argues that there is something intellectually provocative in the tired rehashing of unreasonable stereotypes. I wish I could suggest some incontrovertible chain of apodictic reasoning that would overcome this argument, but the best I can do is the following: Ever since he decided to snooker people of every stripe into believing that human life is expendable, his consistent, unvarying line has been that crafty, uncontrollable bigamists should be fêted at wine-and-cheese fund-raisers.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;If some people are offended by my mentioning that due to circumstances that I have encountered in my research, I find that I must seek liberty, equality, and fraternity, then so be it. Demon would have us believe that profits come before people. Not surprisingly, his evidence for that completely unruly claim is top-heavy with anonymous sources and, to put it mildly, he has a checkered track record for accuracy. I warrant it would be more accurate for Demon to say that he is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, he has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people he desires to lead.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Demon apparently believes that honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. You and I know better than that. You and I know that Demon recently stated that he has the linguistic prowess to produce a masterwork of meritorious literature. He said that with a straight face, without even cracking a smile or suppressing a giggle. He said it as if he meant it. That's scary because one of his most loyal helots is known to have remarked, "A book of Demon's writings would be a good addition to the Bible." And there you have it: a direct quote from a primary source. The significance of that quote is that Demon claims that censorship could benefit us. Perhaps he has some sound arguments on his side but if so he's keeping them hidden. I'd say it's far more likely that you don't need to be a rocket scientist to detect the subtext of this letter. But just in case it's too subliminal for some, let me thrust it into your face right here: I don't need to tell you that we are becoming a nation of foul-mouthed quidnuncs. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that Demon maintains that either he is the way, the truth, and the light or that children should belong to the state. Demon denies any other possibility.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Although cantankerous mendicants are relatively small in number compared to the general population, they are rapidly increasing in size and fervor. I might have been dreaming but I believe I once heard Demon admit, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;sotto voce&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;, that it is not news that I find his half-measures overweening, bleeding-heart, frowzy, and more than a little materialistic. What speaks volumes, though, is that if I said that Demon's decisions are based on reason, I'd be a liar. But I'd be being absolutely honest if I said that he has planted his functionaries everywhere. You can find them in businesses, unions, activist organizations, tax-exempt foundations, professional societies, movies, schools, churches, and so on. Not only does this subversive approach enhance Demon's ability to set up dissident groups and individuals for conspiracy charges and then carry out searches and seizures on flimsy pretexts but it also provides irrefutable evidence that his conjectures have kept us separated for too long from the love, contributions, and challenges of our brothers and sisters in this wonderful adventure we share together—life!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Pertinacious potlickers serve as the priests in Demon's cult of chthonic, power-hungry corporatism. These "priests" spend their days basking in Demon's reflected glory, pausing only when Demon instructs them to impose theological straightjackets on scriptural interpretation. What could be more larcenous? Many people consider that question irrelevant on the grounds that we've tolerated Demon's lousy ramblings long enough. It's time to lose our patience and chill our kindness. It's time to exert a positive influence on the type of world that people will live in a thousand years from now. It's time to shout to the world that he has never gotten ahead because of his hard work or innovative ideas. Rather, all of his successes are due to kickbacks, bribes, black market double-dealing, outright thuggery, and unsavory political intrigue.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;I have a problem with Demon's use of the phrase, "We all know that...". With this phrase, he doesn't need to prove his claim that hanging out with soporific soi-disant do-gooders is a wonderful, culturally enriching experience; he merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, the law is not just a moral stance. It is the consensus of society on our minimum standards of behavior.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Doesn't Demon realize that he should pay a price for his infantile writings? That's the question that perplexes me the most because he needs to stop living in denial. He needs to wake up and realize that he has a glib proficiency with words and very sensitive nostrils. Demon can smell money in your pocket from a block away. Once that delicious aroma reaches his nostrils, he'll start talking about the joy of radicalism and how he can override nature. As you listen to Demon's sing-song, chances are you won't even notice his hand as it goes into your pocket. Only later, after you realize you've been robbed, will you truly understand that I am intellectually honest enough to admit my own previous ignorance in that matter. I wish only that he had the same intellectual honesty.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;I do not wish to endorse cannibalism but rather to illustrate that the real question here is not, "Where do we go from here?". The real question is rather, "Isn't Demon the abusive upstart who recently wanted to utilize legal, above-ground organizing in combination with illegal, underground tactics to break up society's solidarity and cohesiveness?" After days of agonized pondering and reflection I finally came to the conclusion that snappish, spleeny megalomaniacs like Demon are not born—they are excreted. However unsavory that metaphor may be, Demon's sympathizers have cooperated closely with dour, mealymouthed crooks on several projects. Am I aware of how Demon will react when he reads that last sentence? Yes. Do I care? No, because I have reason to believe that he is about to sue people at random. I pray that I'm wrong, of course, because the outcome could be devastating. Nevertheless, the indications are there that Demon chivvies brusque warmongers to his side by convincing them that trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that Demon has any control over. But that's inconsequential because Demon's zealots feel that "Demon can succeed without trying." First off, that's a lousy sentence. If they had written instead that there is no honor in Demon's insinuations then that quote would have had more validity. As it stands, that is no excuse for anything. From this anecdotal evidence I would argue that a great many of us don't want him to control, manipulate, and harm other people. But we feel a prodigious societal pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to his blathering put-downs. Let me sum up. We need to stand up for our rights.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Write Your Own Complaint at &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; white-space: pre; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;www.pakin.org/complaint//&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Mocked by Benevolent Overlord&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-6976289814709280177?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/6976289814709280177/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/my-complaint-about-mechanical-demon.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/6976289814709280177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/6976289814709280177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/my-complaint-about-mechanical-demon.html' title='My complaint about Mechanical Demon'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-3850771441904769004</id><published>2009-08-06T22:01:00.005+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-06T22:03:45.805+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Epic Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SntE0Cw4x0I/AAAAAAAAAEI/Kiv6Z71gCfo/s1600-h/choco4.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SntE0Cw4x0I/AAAAAAAAAEI/Kiv6Z71gCfo/s1600-h/choco4.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;This is really bad&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SntE0Cw4x0I/AAAAAAAAAEI/Kiv6Z71gCfo/s1600-h/choco4.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img style="text-decoration: underline;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 312px; height: 236px; " src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SntE0Cw4x0I/AAAAAAAAAEI/Kiv6Z71gCfo/s320/choco4.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366959041827882818" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mocked by Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-3850771441904769004?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/3850771441904769004/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/epic-fail.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/3850771441904769004'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/3850771441904769004'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/epic-fail.html' title='Epic Fail'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SntE0Cw4x0I/AAAAAAAAAEI/Kiv6Z71gCfo/s72-c/choco4.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-8385897380693478641</id><published>2009-08-05T16:31:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-05T17:13:10.773+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lipstick'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joker'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='text speak'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cats'/><title type='text'>Why so serious?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnmoHL0aAiI/AAAAAAAAAEA/vFP5RRwoXtY/s1600-h/15.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; 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I Really like cats.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-8385897380693478641?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/8385897380693478641/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/why-so-serious.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8385897380693478641'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8385897380693478641'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/why-so-serious.html' title='Why so serious?'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnmoHL0aAiI/AAAAAAAAAEA/vFP5RRwoXtY/s72-c/15.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-5460113079619434979</id><published>2009-08-05T16:09:00.005+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-05T21:52:02.045+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Denial'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tigeraphant'/><title type='text'>In Denial</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Snmlql-Dg3I/AAAAAAAAAD4/zU1-UeTfLM4/s1600-h/ElephantTiger_pc.14130043.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 306px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Snmlql-Dg3I/AAAAAAAAAD4/zU1-UeTfLM4/s320/ElephantTiger_pc.14130043.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366502582154134386" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even elepahnts have days when they wish they were someone else.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Found by my brother, mocked by mechanical demon&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-5460113079619434979?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/5460113079619434979/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/in-denial.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5460113079619434979'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5460113079619434979'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/in-denial.html' title='In Denial'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Snmlql-Dg3I/AAAAAAAAAD4/zU1-UeTfLM4/s72-c/ElephantTiger_pc.14130043.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-4478013614911920891</id><published>2009-08-04T21:18:00.005+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T21:20:49.692+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='optimism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bright side'/><title type='text'>Always look on the brightside of life!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SniXrvdkVMI/AAAAAAAAADw/jOEkuWLYnI0/s1600-h/2008-09-19-the-bright-side.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 258px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SniXrvdkVMI/AAAAAAAAADw/jOEkuWLYnI0/s320/2008-09-19-the-bright-side.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366205733742597314" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fail...&lt;br /&gt;Fail...&lt;br /&gt;Fail...&lt;br /&gt;Fail...&lt;br /&gt;Fail...&lt;br /&gt;Fail...&lt;br /&gt;Fail...&lt;br /&gt;Fail...&lt;br /&gt;Fail...&lt;br /&gt;*whistle*&lt;br /&gt;Fail...&lt;br /&gt;Fail...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Optimisticly mocked by Mechanical Demon&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-4478013614911920891?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/4478013614911920891/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/always-look-on-brightside-of-life.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4478013614911920891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4478013614911920891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/always-look-on-brightside-of-life.html' title='Always look on the brightside of life!'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SniXrvdkVMI/AAAAAAAAADw/jOEkuWLYnI0/s72-c/2008-09-19-the-bright-side.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-2840024164098636045</id><published>2009-08-04T11:09:00.006+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T11:12:08.054+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Out of order'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bridge'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Suicide'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Golden'/><title type='text'>Don't Jump</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SngI2pdKMmI/AAAAAAAAADo/75si3w7MNiE/s1600-h/2433329.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 249px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SngI2pdKMmI/AAAAAAAAADo/75si3w7MNiE/s320/2433329.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366048690946060898" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Don't Jump! Use your mobile phone you brought with you to your suicide attempt.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mocked by Benevolent Overlord.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-2840024164098636045?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/2840024164098636045/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/dont-jump.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2840024164098636045'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2840024164098636045'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/dont-jump.html' title='Don&apos;t Jump'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SngI2pdKMmI/AAAAAAAAADo/75si3w7MNiE/s72-c/2433329.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-8449988523562454839</id><published>2009-08-03T22:00:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T11:15:24.304+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='looney toons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='terry pratchett'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='swine flu'/><title type='text'>100 Views!</title><content type='html'>Wow, 100 views... Wow. Hey! It's impressive to us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SndQVicuAbI/AAAAAAAAADY/45ZA7Hihq68/s1600-h/UFNjustacoldcartoon.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 238px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SndQVicuAbI/AAAAAAAAADY/45ZA7Hihq68/s320/UFNjustacoldcartoon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365845811989971378" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First of all a Swine Flu joke because we simply don't get enough of those.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SndQkKHfUlI/AAAAAAAAADg/uT-KytKz3AM/s1600-h/Terry+Pratchet.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 255px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SndQkKHfUlI/AAAAAAAAADg/uT-KytKz3AM/s320/Terry+Pratchet.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365846063156515410" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And secondly, a Tery Pratchet refrence, if you understand that, you are awesome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by a very happy Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-8449988523562454839?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/8449988523562454839/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/100-views.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8449988523562454839'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8449988523562454839'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/100-views.html' title='100 Views!'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SndQVicuAbI/AAAAAAAAADY/45ZA7Hihq68/s72-c/UFNjustacoldcartoon.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-4944227235736302116</id><published>2009-08-02T11:44:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T11:16:10.700+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='xbox 360'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='retro'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='broken'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='red ring of death'/><title type='text'>Retro Gaming</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnVuGVfq13I/AAAAAAAAADQ/qHUex8Y9Rtg/s1600-h/broked.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnVuGVfq13I/AAAAAAAAADQ/qHUex8Y9Rtg/s320/broked.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365315586210060146" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;See, some retro consles are better than these nex-gen consoles!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-4944227235736302116?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/4944227235736302116/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/retro-gaming.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4944227235736302116'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4944227235736302116'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/retro-gaming.html' title='Retro Gaming'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnVuGVfq13I/AAAAAAAAADQ/qHUex8Y9Rtg/s72-c/broked.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-460786803011927963</id><published>2009-08-02T10:36:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-02T10:40:04.507+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Adventure'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet Dating'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Penguins'/><title type='text'>Internet Dating</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnVettmeMJI/AAAAAAAAADI/sk_IHeuOFQA/s1600-h/1180001.png"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 197px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnVettmeMJI/AAAAAAAAADI/sk_IHeuOFQA/s320/1180001.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365298670509895826" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnVetRaDZ4I/AAAAAAAAADA/E4aGinH4XXc/s1600-h/1180002.png"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 197px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnVetRaDZ4I/AAAAAAAAADA/E4aGinH4XXc/s320/1180002.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365298662941616002" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnVetTWJ8kI/AAAAAAAAAC4/SXtoNexGa_g/s1600-h/1180003.png"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 197px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnVetTWJ8kI/AAAAAAAAAC4/SXtoNexGa_g/s320/1180003.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365298663462138434" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnVetPJ8gII/AAAAAAAAACw/wT1_vDq_b9k/s1600-h/1180004.png"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 197px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnVetPJ8gII/AAAAAAAAACw/wT1_vDq_b9k/s320/1180004.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365298662337183874" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Internet Dating spreads to penguins!!!&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mocked by Benevolent Overlord&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-460786803011927963?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/460786803011927963/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/internet-dating.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/460786803011927963'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/460786803011927963'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/internet-dating.html' title='Internet Dating'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnVettmeMJI/AAAAAAAAADI/sk_IHeuOFQA/s72-c/1180001.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-7540453916695484376</id><published>2009-08-01T21:56:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T11:17:49.292+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pixar'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dreamworks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cliffs'/><title type='text'>The difference between Pixar and Dreamworks</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnSsZq-6olI/AAAAAAAAACA/HNn7CwBiuDY/s1600-h/3398960470_05527c04b1_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 257px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnSsZq-6olI/AAAAAAAAACA/HNn7CwBiuDY/s320/3398960470_05527c04b1_b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365102613139989074" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh so true...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, yeah, there's an also, on one of my many journeys thrugh the internet I found this...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnSsnM9zO1I/AAAAAAAAACI/5s_v0-9xNBo/s1600-h/2009-07-30.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 129px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnSsnM9zO1I/AAAAAAAAACI/5s_v0-9xNBo/s320/2009-07-30.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365102845600414546" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The end of one of BO's  Mocks.  Enjoy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Doubly Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-7540453916695484376?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/7540453916695484376/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/difference-between-pixar-and-dreamworks.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7540453916695484376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7540453916695484376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/08/difference-between-pixar-and-dreamworks.html' title='The difference between Pixar and Dreamworks'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnSsZq-6olI/AAAAAAAAACA/HNn7CwBiuDY/s72-c/3398960470_05527c04b1_b.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-7587013420947460559</id><published>2009-07-31T10:57:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T11:18:27.544+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='web comic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='head trip'/><title type='text'>Video Games.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnLAM8NkelI/AAAAAAAAAB4/cPOzufg6sKo/s1600-h/Video+Game+Violence.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 251px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnLAM8NkelI/AAAAAAAAAB4/cPOzufg6sKo/s320/Video+Game+Violence.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364561434705689170" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Really people they ruin lives!  Taken from a web-comic called Head trip. Seriously, check it out.&lt;br /&gt;http://headtripcomics.comicgenesis.com/d/20060303.html&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-7587013420947460559?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/7587013420947460559/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/07/video-games.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7587013420947460559'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/7587013420947460559'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/07/video-games.html' title='Video Games.'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnLAM8NkelI/AAAAAAAAAB4/cPOzufg6sKo/s72-c/Video+Game+Violence.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-8654775012737530686</id><published>2009-07-30T14:42:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T11:19:07.131+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='star wars'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='darth vader'/><title type='text'>Darth Dad-er</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnGjXycLaoI/AAAAAAAAABw/Z_DL6i84hf0/s1600-h/lukes.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnGjXycLaoI/AAAAAAAAABw/Z_DL6i84hf0/s320/lukes.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364248260247251586" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry, keeping this brief as I got to go.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-8654775012737530686?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/8654775012737530686/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/07/darth-dad-er.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8654775012737530686'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/8654775012737530686'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/07/darth-dad-er.html' title='Darth Dad-er'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnGjXycLaoI/AAAAAAAAABw/Z_DL6i84hf0/s72-c/lukes.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-4739481237067190922</id><published>2009-07-29T19:55:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T11:20:15.681+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='house'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tv'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='backwards'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sdrawkcab'/><title type='text'>Watching backwards...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnCbXGX05wI/AAAAAAAAABo/0nKzFKencKo/s1600-h/lukes.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 201px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnCbXGX05wI/AAAAAAAAABo/0nKzFKencKo/s320/lukes.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363957977348105986" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So many of these are so truthful! I mean, It's never LUPUS!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon, simply becuase I'm just that awesome!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-4739481237067190922?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/4739481237067190922/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/07/watching-backwards.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4739481237067190922'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4739481237067190922'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/07/watching-backwards.html' title='Watching backwards...'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnCbXGX05wI/AAAAAAAAABo/0nKzFKencKo/s72-c/lukes.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-2944063649258194211</id><published>2009-07-29T17:44:00.005+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T11:21:16.240+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='armed nuclear weapons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cliffs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kick'/><title type='text'>Things to kick off a cliff</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnB9P7zcWuI/AAAAAAAAABg/CiK6-Ezo5w0/s1600-h/lukes.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 129px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnB9P7zcWuI/AAAAAAAAABg/CiK6-Ezo5w0/s320/lukes.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363924868903230178" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kaboom!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is awesome so I thought I would share.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Benevolent Overlord&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-2944063649258194211?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/2944063649258194211/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/07/things-to-kick-off-cliff.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2944063649258194211'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2944063649258194211'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/07/things-to-kick-off-cliff.html' title='Things to kick off a cliff'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/SnB9P7zcWuI/AAAAAAAAABg/CiK6-Ezo5w0/s72-c/lukes.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-5641813586995212393</id><published>2009-07-28T21:02:00.007+01:00</published><updated>2009-07-29T14:21:58.025+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='helpsheet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mock'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='radiation'/><title type='text'>What To Do When Being Irradiated.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9Zux6i2CI/AAAAAAAAAA4/uSSpCrYx9M0/s1600-h/vis_rad_time.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 153px; height: 169px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9Zux6i2CI/AAAAAAAAAA4/uSSpCrYx9M0/s320/vis_rad_time.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363604341429295138" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;      These are 'helpful' things to do whilst being irradiated, please feel free  to try this at home but I cant be held responsible for anything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;i&gt;Try to absorb                     as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region.                     The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9aN1ZB77I/AAAAAAAAABA/sIY536c_NfU/s1600-h/nuc_vis_building.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 153px; height: 169px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9aN1ZB77I/AAAAAAAAABA/sIY536c_NfU/s320/nuc_vis_building.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363604874938412978" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;i&gt;After                     exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you                     may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9aUqmqMUI/AAAAAAAAABI/6CZQoQYFtCM/s1600-h/vis_rad_local3.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 141px; height: 155px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9aUqmqMUI/AAAAAAAAABI/6CZQoQYFtCM/s320/vis_rad_local3.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363604992301871426" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;i&gt;Satellite                     photos of Texas show &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;i&gt;the large embarrassing radioactive crop                     circle in Southeast Texas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9adHzKQOI/AAAAAAAAABQ/VgdAR2q0Bsg/s1600-h/vis_rad_shield.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 153px; height: 169px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9adHzKQOI/AAAAAAAAABQ/VgdAR2q0Bsg/s320/vis_rad_shield.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363605137577885922" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;i&gt;A one-inch                     thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection                     against radiation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Lastly, a simple peice of advice...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9aut5_ZyI/AAAAAAAAABY/iCkJxhxMO6o/s1600-h/vis_high_stay.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 152px; height: 169px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9aut5_ZyI/AAAAAAAAABY/iCkJxhxMO6o/s320/vis_high_stay.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363605439864858402" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;i&gt;If you hear                     the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio,                     cower in the corner or run like hell.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                                                 &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Mocked by Mechanical Demon.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-5641813586995212393?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/5641813586995212393/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/07/what-to-do-when-being-irradiated.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5641813586995212393'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/5641813586995212393'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/07/what-to-do-when-being-irradiated.html' title='What To Do When Being Irradiated.'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9Zux6i2CI/AAAAAAAAAA4/uSSpCrYx9M0/s72-c/vis_rad_time.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-4419134214927470639</id><published>2009-07-28T20:20:00.008+01:00</published><updated>2009-07-29T14:20:18.313+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Iraq'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fox'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Egypt'/><title type='text'>The Middle East gets a new country</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9QZ9rk6dI/AAAAAAAAAAw/KLUvZ2uJUT4/s1600-h/Egypt-Iraq.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 234px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9QZ9rk6dI/AAAAAAAAAAw/KLUvZ2uJUT4/s320/Egypt-Iraq.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363594088205838802" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Fox news attempt to do geography and fail.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you can't spot the mistake:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.You're an Idiot&lt;br /&gt;2.They are reporting on Iraq.&lt;br /&gt;3.Egypt is in Africa (got it yet?)&lt;br /&gt;4.Iran and Syria are bordering Iraq&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mocked by Benevolent Overlord&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-4419134214927470639?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/feeds/4419134214927470639/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/07/middle-east-gets-new-country.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4419134214927470639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/4419134214927470639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/07/middle-east-gets-new-country.html' title='The Middle East gets a new country'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9QZ9rk6dI/AAAAAAAAAAw/KLUvZ2uJUT4/s72-c/Egypt-Iraq.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6596440852479327571.post-2491399104937568223</id><published>2009-07-28T18:56:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-02T10:41:17.164+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome</title><content type='html'>BO:Welcome to the blog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MD:Here we shall post the most idiotic, &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;failurific&lt;/span&gt; and humorous sh*t we found on the net.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BO: I, your benevolent overlord (BO) shall guide you through this with my associate from hell (No, not Birmingham), Mechanical Demon (MD).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MD: We will update when we feel like it and if we haven't updated in a while it's probaly your fault.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BO: Feel free to comment on all posts and give us feedback.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MD: Please note he's the sensible one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;posted by Benevolent Overlord and Mechanical Demon&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6596440852479327571-2491399104937568223?l=mockthenet.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2491399104937568223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6596440852479327571/posts/default/2491399104937568223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mockthenet.blogspot.com/2009/07/welcome.html' title='Welcome'/><author><name>fearthepinkmyst</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11050177484982815472</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__ozdM-925KY/Sm9O1fUxNZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/_QJGxSxG71o/s1600-R/131999919_acc4d1353f.jpg%3Fv%3D0'/></author></entry></feed>
