
Smart-Arses. Our world would be incredibly boring without them.
For example, a quotation from BBC's QI.
"Now, what do you think do you think fear smells like?"
"Crab Salad Sandwiches."
"Why do you think that?"
"Once, I went into a cafe and asked for one. The waitress replied 'We're all out of Crab Salad I'm Afraid'"
Mocked By Mechanical Demon.

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