These are 'helpful' things to do whilst being irradiated, please feel free to try this at home but I cant be held responsible for anything.Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.
After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.
Satellite photos of Texas show the large embarrassing radioactive crop circle in Southeast Texas.
A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.
Lastly, a simple peice of advice...
If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.
Mocked by Mechanical Demon.
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